First, you go down to the depths of the fucking earth to get a saddle, then you place it on the pig, then you right click it. Notch added the completely fucking useless feature of being able to ride pigs.

Pig - Pink thing that snorts at you until you kill it for pork chops.

Mobs are just a bunch of NPCs that are designed to piss you off while you're building your house, which in most cases is a 6x12 hole dug 5 minutes before nightfall in the side of a stone cliff. This is, of course, a lie evidently Jeb is just as lazy and disconnected from the playerbase as Notch was.

All these problems are to be fixed rather sooner than later, since the abnormally large-framed Notch has finally given up on this shitty game and his suck-up ' employee' Jeb took over the game design. But like all great internet phenomena, it caught the attention of depraved channers and goons to cast their influence on Notch’s ambitious project, which in part made the game more popular than it’s worth.īeing a game made in Java it's sluggish, buggy, and overall extremely terrible in fact being made in Java is the very reason why you shouldn't play it to begin with. The first incarnation of this game appeared in 2009 as a simple time waster in which you would manufacture pixel art of video game sprites and blocky schlongs with an assortment of colored blocks of all different textures. Minecraft (better known as Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground, or Mein Kampf) is an over-rated online sandbox game programmed entirely in Java and is the brainchild of the fatass brilliant Swedish ego-manic Markus Persson, also known as “ Notch.” It once had an enjoyable community but has since then been invaded by autistic and screaming 10 year old newfags.

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